Hey if everyone could go on Facebook (I know I know it’s Facebook) and go onto NUVO CONDOMS page and like my fiancée and my post it would be greatly appreciated my name is Ty knight and my fiancée is Kevin James sims we are trying to win a free wedding package if you could all do that and share with your friend that would be great :))
I’m so excited we are getting a cat tomorrow at 2 hehe he’s gray and we think he may be a munchkin cat!!!! Hell yea!!
It’s TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me anything. And you’re just staring at your dash.
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
They have arrived….
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
*calls you by your url at your funeral*
- *runs for 10 minutes*
- me: am i skinny yet?
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
I said she was a very lovely lady and i think she made beautiful child