Hey if everyone could go on Facebook (I know I know it’s Facebook) and go onto NUVO CONDOMS page and like my fiancée and my post it would be greatly appreciated my name is Ty knight and my fiancée is Kevin James sims we are trying to win a free wedding package if you could all do that and share with your friend that would be great :))
I’m so excited we are getting a cat tomorrow at 2 hehe he’s gray and we think he may be a munchkin cat!!!! Hell yea!!
someone sent this to me so i put it into that classic tumblr poetry layout cause I thought it deserved to be shared
It’s TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me anything. And you’re just staring at your dash.
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What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
*calls you by your url at your funeral*
- *runs for 10 minutes*
- me: am i skinny yet?
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!!!!KANDI GIVEAWAY!!!!
Hey guys, I have decided to give away some kandi. I have made tons lately and have nowhere to take it so I thought I would share with my wonderful followers! Here are the rules!RULES
- Reblogs only (you may reblog up to 3 times total, your name will be entered only up to 3 times)
- Must be following me (ohmygoditsbeautiful)
- US and Canada only
- Winners will be chosen on 5/31 using random.org
- Winners have 48 hours to respond or the prize winner will be re-drawn
PRIZES
- Prize 1 - EDC Vegas cuff (pictured), 2 random cuffs, 15 assorted singles/doubles, and a bag of extras
- Prize 2 - 1 random 3D cuff, 1 random necklace, 10 assorted singles/doubles
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
I said she was a very lovely lady and i think she made beautiful child
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Can we all appreciate how perfectly the first 20 seconds of this video describe corps respect for one another?
